haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Farmville is her only friend.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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