my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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