they need to just BURY HIM!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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