I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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