HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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