I'm so fucking centered right now
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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