the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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