i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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