she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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