my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
she looked like the before picture.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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