he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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