he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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