Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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