Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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