Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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