Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
