Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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