and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
