im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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