I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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