Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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