Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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