I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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