Three words: puerto rican gang bang
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i was born a porn star she said
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I just had sex on a roof
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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