The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
