white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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