Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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