Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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