Where did you get a picture of my penis
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
My vagina just recognized that song.
where are you?
Hypothermia
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I had to cum in my sink.
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