I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
my liver is dry heaving
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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