Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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