you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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