lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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