He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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