i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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