That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I came so hard my ears popped.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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