i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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