): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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