Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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