let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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