what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
i need some magic done to my vagina
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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