You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
