Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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