just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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