She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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