so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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