I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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