yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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