one might say we're banned from that church
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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