I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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