all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
