Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
please don't ironically join a cult
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