Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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