She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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