Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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