my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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