Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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